Thursday's Things New Yorkers Say: Number 2
Since I have inhabited New York City, I’ve met and socialized with many characters right from a movie or book. I’ve also overheard fragments of conversation or been approached with the strangest requests or suggestions. Much like someone contributing to overheardinnewyork.com, I too have been writing down all the interesting blah blah blah I encounter.
So I share with you some culture of the city. These short excerpts are directly from my notebook and completely unaltered (except for spelling mistakes because that’s just embarrassing):
1) Man in mid 20s talking to woman in mid 20s walking down Crosby Street in Soho:
“So I put on my face this morning and then realized I looked like my boyfriend when he dresses in drag!” Both laugh at this everyday occurrence.
Huh. That explains the random glitter spots on your face.
2) Three obnoxiously loud people on the Path train from Newark to New York at 1 am. Two men, one woman, between 25-28. One man says to the other:
“Take a train to Ocean City and you’ll drink like a god.” The other replies, “I always drink like a god,” to which Loud Idiot #1 says, “I’ll make you drink like a super god.” Insert stupid grin here.
Wow. Lot’s of deep, religious, God talk on the train tonight…
3) Same group as above. Now the woman would like to say something. In a piercing voice she exclaims for the whole train to here:
“I CAN’T BELIEVE MY EX MARRIED MY BEST FRIEND!!” Luckly Loud Idiot #2 was there to console her. “Um. It will be okay.”
Nothing like some good old compassion between a few close chums.
4) While I’m paying for my food at the bagel place, a new guy rings me up:
“$3.80.” (Pause) “Red head?” he says it almost like a question. “Yeees,” I respond. He smiles and turns to get my coffee. He comes back with my coffee. “Yes. Red head?” (Pause and tilted-head-look) “Red.”
Snapshot
The church bells ring in the near distance, their sound seeping in through my open window and announcing with a cool breeze that it’s promptly 10 a.m.
It’s also my day off.
I rolled sleepily out of bed at 10:30, which is now considered much later than usual. After a breakfast of eggs and fresh tomato bought from the local out-door market, I gather my purse and the “the usual suspects,” which are several items usually crucial to my purse.
“The Usual Suspects”
1) Map of NYC that has block-by-block directions (thank you Laura Comeau!) - I never know when this thing is going to come in handy.
2) Cell phone and wallet with keys attached - Duh.
3) Brown reporter’s notebook and pin – This book holds phone numbers in case my cell dies, directions to frequently visited spots or new destinations I want to check out, and of course my observations or notes about funny conversations I overhear. There are also calculations from trying to split bills with friends, to-do lists, and random suggestions from even more random people. I’m surprised by how reliant I am on good ol’ pen and paper.
“The Sometimes Suspects” – a.k.a. if my purse allows space
1) Ipod and headphones – depending on how long I’ll be on a train this can be crucial. I HATE hearing people chew in my ear and please Lord don’t pop your gum.
2) The “Not for Tourist” guide with list of banks, cafes, grocery stores, etc. (thanks Brooke Huley!)
3) Mace, hand sanitizer, sunglasses, book, and flip-flips.
So I grab the usuals, plus the Ipod and book . I turn unexpectedly onto the 30th Avenue and run smack into a festival including food from every country, toys, plants, jewelry, and local art. My mind tries to accept reasoning and then…click: Labor Day, of course!
The afternoon was spent taking in Astoria in its prime, and the evening was spent in Union Square with some friends, new and old.
PS – Best deal in NYC: The Crocodile Lounge serves you a FREE 8 inch, homemade personal pizza with every drink ordered. So at happy hour I got a beer and dinner for…yes… grand total = $3!
That’s life… more to come. And Thursday’s “Things New Yorkers Say” is up next ;)
Thursday's Things New Yorkers Say
The Usual, Please.
What does it mean to be regular? In my own opinion, it’s not always a great thing. Who wants to be average or predictable? Not I.
But a regular is something completely different. If you are a regular customer at Bloomingdales, you get discounts and all sorts of special attention.When I was working at Marriott, if you were a regular you earned money off your room and could even receive free dining.
In college I was a regular at the dinning hall, but often times this just meant I needed to be a regular at the gym – which, by the way, I was not.
I want to be a regular somewhere. I want to walk into a place, smile at the waiter, and say oh-so-casually, “The usual please.”
It’s always been a life-long dream.
Every sitcom and movie has “that place” or “their favorite spot.” And remember? I often imagine life as a movie. "Saved by the Bell" had The Max. “Friends” had Central Perk. The Gilmore girls had Luke’s Diner. And I have….
Well I’m working on it. And the last two days, I’ve made great progress! Maybe you think I’m getting excited about nothing, but this is a LIFE-LONG dream here.
Rules for being “a regular”:
1. You know the name of the waiter/waitress/bartender, etc.
2. They know your name, or at least recognize you when you enter the building.
3. If you’re a true regular, the server will know your order… or at least how you like your coffee.
I know – these rules are tough on both parities. But for example, I love Panera, and have visited the one by CNU often. Yet they don’t know me and they certainly don’t converse with individual customers much. And that’s okay. They are very corporate establish that give me good food and free wi-fi. Love it.
So I’ve discovered if I going to be a regular, I need to frequent places that are known for being neighborhood spots.
Skip forward to last night when I was headed to the Spring Lounge after work with a friend. She and I have been here at least 3 times in the last month and wanted to keep up the tradition. The Soho spot is a little off the main road, with wooden paneling and sharks hanging on the walls.
She put her card on the bar to start a tab.
“You know the drill…” the bartender said.
“Twenty dollar minimum,” she replied, as calmly as possible. “Two Guinness please.”
He smiled and began preparing the drinks.
Once out of the bartender’s sight we jumped for joy and started saying we would come to the bar every couple nights! And then we realized that was excessive and changed our quota to something more like once every week or two.
No. We aren’t regulars. Not according to my rules.
But we’re on the right track ;)
UPDATE:
Another “regular “story to come soon… You know my boyfriend? Those bagels? They are giving me a little bit of a regular status too.
Top 3 Places to Eat on TV:
In Love
Here is a letter I wrote to him during a subway ride when I knew I could no longer consider my heart unclaimed:
Dear Mr. New York Bagel,
You are too fabulous for words. I don’t understand how the bakers create something so much better than any other bagel in the world; some say it’s the water, some say it’s the boiling, some say in the ingredients… but it doesn’t matter to me. I tried to resist, even though I saw you on every corner of every street – literally. So to borrow a quote from an old chum of mine “you have bewitched me, body and soul, and I love, I love, I love you.”
Faithfully,
B
The Setting - Revised
Yes. I have a bed. An actual, real-life mattress and boxspring and metal frame, with pillows and sheets and blankets.
It’s beyond perfect to fall asleep at night with the humming breeze of an AC unit on soft layers of linens.
Goodbye random couches and blow-up mattresses. You were fine, but this is better. So long hardwood floors and people’s apartments on Wall Street where I didn’t even know whom I was staying with. You were not so fine and now a thing of the past.
I have a bed!
Below are some pictures of the apartment. My wonderful parents drove to NYC with me to help piece together my room (however the journey up here was less than enjoyable) and now I really do feel as though I live in Astoria, New York.
Thanks to everyone in Newark who let me crash in their room, on their rooftop, or helped me acclimate to city life. And a big thanks to the parents for helping me move a bookshelf, desk, and mattresses up three flights of stairs ;)
The Journey Best Forgotten
Do you know how long it takes to get to NYC?
Well, have a seat and let me tell you about my journey.
First we left Virginia at 11am
With coffee and bagels and a big grin.
But our moods were very quickly changed
When 45 minutes into the trip, the highway looked deranged.
There were vehicles in a long red line,
Still we had good music so we didn’t really mind.
Do you know how long it takes to get to NYC?
Well, Washington was as messy as messy could be.
And when one GPS says I-395 and another I-495,
You can imagine where we might arrive…
Our cars were all miserably turned around,
And I sat angrily in the passenger seat not making a sound.
Because I knew my directions were right
But alas, I was told to keep my lips tight!
Do you know how long it takes to get to NYC?
Well, it seems a whole lot longer when you have to pee.
In fact I don’t remember much from Baltimore
BECAUSE I LITERALLY THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO PEE ON THE FLOOR.
We made it to the Maryland House restrooms just in time,
After taking “the scenic route” through D.C. in it’s prime.
So then we thought maybe that was the worst of it,
Of course we never could have guessed how much traffic we’d hit.
Do you know how long it takes to get to NYC?
Well, it was a RIDICULOUSLY long time for me.
The New Jersey turnpike wasn’t so bad,
But the George Washington Bridge made me so flipping mad.
We waited for THREE HOURS for who the heck knows,
And then there were crazy tolls and horn blows,
And six lanes merging on one lane of a road
And curse words and cops… everyone was about to explode.
(Oh and if you think I will EVER use this bridge again
You are FREAKING CRAZY, my friend!)
Do you know how long it takes to get to NYC?
Well, if you’re coming from Richmond like my family,
12 hours and 30 minutes seems to be normalcy.